DerpusMaximus: all stats

DerpusMaximus [4135425] Level 22 the High Roller. High Dealer

values observed 21 Sep 2026 · 6 days ago · ranks built 28 Sep 2026

Not in the January 2026 snapshot, so no change since January is shown.

Profile 10

Level: 22; #147,175 tied with 9,995 others top 6.2%
Awards: 122; #108,666 tied with 829 others top 9.4%
Friends: 4; #92,705 tied with 22,559 others top 23%
Enemies: 0; unranked
Forum posts: 2; #183,638 tied with 38,628 others top 74%
Forum karma: 0; unranked
Account age: 209; #2,152,023 tied with 16,108 others top 87%
Maximum life: 1,170; #134,941 tied with 652 others top 5.3%
Days in current faction: 208; #49,613 tied with 120 others top 55%
Days married: 37; #162,565 tied with 114 others top 97%

Combat 39

Attacks won: 308; #134,585 tied with 235 others top 12%
Attacks lost: 29; #211,452 tied with 3,986 others top 31%
Attacks drawn: 1; #181,038 tied with 64,096 others top 100%
Attacks assisted: 6; #86,906 tied with 5,990 others top 43%
Defends won: 110; #65,111 tied with 522 others top 9.7%
Defends lost: 411; #189,046 tied with 303 others top 9.5%
Defends stalemated: 5; #101,969 tied with 12,386 others top 41%
Elo rating: 1,246; #71,330 tied with 150 others top 3.7%
Times ran away: 1; #160,902 tied with 77,547 others top 100%
Opponents ran away: 1; #212,834 tied with 118,484 others top 100%
Unarmored fights won: 3; #137,614 tied with 38,086 others top 21%
Best kill streak: 22; #203,231 tied with 6,072 others top 18%
Attack hits: 2,200; #127,670 tied with 30 others top 7.8%
Attack misses: 912; #215,000 tied with 151 others top 13%
Total attack damage: 360,842; #117,950 top 7.4%
Best damage: 1,220; #123,025 tied with 86 others top 8.6%
One-hit kills: 71; #135,482 tied with 885 others top 25%
Critical hits: 278; #120,915 tied with 241 others top 9.5%
Rounds fired: 8,941; #108,391 tied with 6 others top 12%
Special ammo used: 0; unranked
Hollow point ammo used: 0; unranked
Tracer ammo used: 0; unranked
Piercing ammo used: 0; unranked
Incendiary ammo used: 0; unranked
Stealthed attacks: 202; #105,347 tied with 241 others top 12%
Retaliations: 2; #32,860 tied with 4,349 others top 79%
Money mugged: $5,596,419; #99,667 top 12%
Largest mug: $1,122,632; #78,183 top 9.6%
Items looted: 0; unranked
Highest level beaten: 27; #196,517 tied with 10,042 others top 18%
Respect earned for faction: 847; #106,953 tied with 48 others top 35%
Ranked war hits: 77; #59,520 tied with 227 others top 56%
Raid hits: 0; unranked
Territory wall joins: 15; #47,835 tied with 969 others top 50%
Territory wall clears: 0; unranked
Time on territory walls (days): 2.7; #32,714 top 33%
Ranked war wins: 6; #52,158 tied with 4,621 others top 45%
Attacks won abroad: 1; #106,101 tied with 17,101 others top 100%
Defends lost abroad: 11; #138,045 tied with 1,955 others top 82%

Economy 19

Job points used: 475; #164,291 tied with 123 others top 24%
Trains received: 59; #140,781 tied with 935 others top 44%
Items bought: 1,160; #63,802 tied with 25 others top 12%
Auctions won: 0; unranked
Auction sales: 0; unranked
Items sent: 37; #84,312 tied with 1,494 others top 22%
Trades: 1; #234,165 tied with 77,231 others top 100%
City items bought: 1,310; #130,052 tied with 55 others top 11%
Points bought: 600; #108,431 tied with 527 others top 45%
Points sold: 322; #99,700 tied with 46 others top 42%
Bazaar customers: 0; unranked
Bazaar sales: 0; unranked
Bazaar profit: $0; unranked
Item market customers: 81; #62,125 tied with 310 others top 37%
Item market sales: 2,233; #45,598 tied with 11 others top 27%
Item market revenue: $71,277,674; #43,649 top 26%
Item market fees paid: $8,665,564; #28,307 top 19%
Networth: $101,880,190; #153,275 top 6.5%
Items bought abroad: 50; #162,210 tied with 595 others top 78%

Jail 5

Times jailed: 62; #147,946 tied with 1,595 others top 17%
People busted: 0; unranked
Failed busts: 4; #117,338 tied with 14,956 others top 45%
People bailed: 0; unranked
Spent on bail: $0; unranked

Hospital 6

Times hospitalized: 542; #172,771 tied with 198 others top 8.5%
Medical items used: 607; #98,233 tied with 78 others top 20%
Blood withdrawn: 27; #78,404 tied with 465 others top 71%
Revive skill: 1; #57,693 tied with 2,489,443 others top 100%
Revives given: 0; unranked
Revives received: 4; #254,300 tied with 38,728 others top 47%

Communication 7

Mails sent: 6; #272,255 tied with 16,273 others top 54%
Mails sent to friends: 3; #87,726 tied with 11,756 others top 61%
Mails sent to faction: 3; #128,387 tied with 15,784 others top 69%
Mails sent to colleagues: 0; unranked
Mails sent to spouse: 0; unranked
Classified ads placed: 0; unranked
Personals placed: 0; unranked

Crime 8

Criminal offenses: 8,088; #63,166 tied with 3 others top 13%
Vandalism offenses: 1,582; #51,825 top 16%
Theft offenses: 5,500; #56,321 tied with 7 others top 12%
Counterfeiting offenses: 716; #71,632 tied with 21 others top 22%
Fraud offenses: 157; #72,122 tied with 130 others top 34%
Illicit services offenses: 79; #47,016 tied with 97 others top 42%
Cybercrime offenses: 54; #64,523 tied with 218 others top 66%
Organised crimes: 36; #118,203 tied with 1,521 others top 43%

Crime skills 11

Search for cash skill: 77; unranked
Bootlegging skill: 39; unranked
Graffiti skill: 76; unranked
Shoplifting skill: 69; unranked
Pickpocketing skill: 13; unranked
Card skimming skill: 14; unranked
Burglary skill: 64; unranked
Hustling skill: 2; unranked
Disposal skill: 16; unranked
Cracking skill: 6; unranked
Forgery skill: 1; unranked

Bounties 6

Bounties placed: 14; #96,079 tied with 3,305 others top 38%
Spent on bounties: $75,427; #181,608 top 69%
Bounties collected: 6; #94,647 tied with 6,242 others top 53%
Bounty rewards earned: $200,109; #107,589 top 57%
Bounties received: 15; #126,681 tied with 5,010 others top 27%
Value of bounties received: $1,183,864; #112,096 top 24%

Items 13

City finds: 64; #101,719 tied with 625 others top 35%
Dump finds: 48; #215,111 tied with 2,180 others top 26%
Items dumped: 18; #137,957 tied with 3,365 others top 27%
Books read: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 30; #58,379 tied with 712 others top 42%
Consumables used: 1,061; #77,551 tied with 39 others top 15%
Candy used: 95; #135,861 tied with 366 others top 32%
Alcohol used: 965; #48,533 tied with 27 others top 15%
Energy drinks used: 1; #99,510 tied with 25,372 others top 100%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Easter eggs found: 0; unranked
Easter eggs used: 0; unranked
Viruses coded: 3; #117,642 tied with 19,158 others top 69%

Travel 13

Times traveled: 7; #170,426 tied with 3,066 others top 80%
Time spent traveling (days): 1; #142,412 tied with 11,873 others top 84%
Trips to Argentina: 0; unranked
Trips to Mexico: 1; #136,994 tied with 29,417 others top 100%
Trips to UAE: 0; unranked
Trips to Hawaii: 0; unranked
Trips to Japan: 1; #95,911 tied with 29,996 others top 100%
Trips to United Kingdom: 1; #113,922 tied with 24,372 others top 100%
Trips to South Africa: 2; #129,051 tied with 14,731 others top 85%
Trips to Switzerland: 1; #126,338 tied with 21,920 others top 100%
Trips to China: 0; unranked
Trips to Canada: 1; #121,051 tied with 24,523 others top 100%
Trips to Cayman Islands: 0; unranked

Drugs 13

Drugs used: 75; #115,236 tied with 569 others top 25%
Overdoses: 0; unranked
Rehabs: 4; #88,147 tied with 3,336 others top 88%
Spent on rehab: $1,000,000; #88,133 tied with 3,022 others top 88%
Xanax taken: 40; #106,552 tied with 828 others top 41%
Ecstasy taken: 8; #105,197 tied with 4,246 others top 53%
Ketamine taken: 0; unranked
LSD taken: 0; unranked
Opium taken: 0; unranked
PCP taken: 0; unranked
Shrooms taken: 3; #16,463 tied with 3,157 others top 35%
Speed taken: 0; unranked
Vicodin taken: 0; unranked

Missions 3

Missions completed: 1; #8,292 tied with 207,865 others top 100%
Contracts completed: 25; #151,497 tied with 2,583 others top 46%
Mission credits earned: 335; #160,498 tied with 214 others top 15%

Racing 4

Racing skill: 5; unranked
Racing points earned: 103; #85,977 tied with 1,274 others top 59%
Races entered: 183; #70,161 tied with 162 others top 45%
Races won: 17; #86,184 tied with 1,857 others top 65%

Skills 1

Hunting skill: 31; #49,013 tied with 1,526 others top 2%

Activity 8

Time played (days): 3.4; #146,095 top 10%
Current activity streak: 56; #39,159 tied with 175 others top 41%
Best activity streak: 56; #113,352 tied with 1,016 others top 14%
Energy refills: 13; #134,018 tied with 2,662 others top 55%
Nerve refills: 6; #70,040 tied with 3,219 others top 58%
Token refills: 1; #36,737 tied with 13,043 others top 100%
Merits bought: 0; unranked
Days as donator: 32; #147,423 tied with 5,456 others top 72%

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