Professor-goon: all stats

Professor-goon [4405867] Level 16 Turmoil of Porpoises ToP Recruit

values observed 21 Sep 2026 · 7 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

Not in the January 2026 snapshot, so no change since January is shown.

Profile 10

Level: 16; #229,332 tied with 18,337 others top 9.7%
Awards: 64; #189,051 tied with 2,504 others top 16%
Friends: 1; #226,511 tied with 268,299 others top 100%
Enemies: 0; unranked
Forum posts: 0; unranked
Forum karma: 0; unranked
Account age: 68; #2,414,962 tied with 12,882 others top 97%
Maximum life: 675; #246,962 tied with 9,989 others top 10%
Days in current faction: 1; #90,098 tied with 349 others top 100%
Days married: 0; unranked

Combat 39

Attacks won: 150; #193,228 tied with 603 others top 18%
Attacks lost: 123; #80,695 tied with 548 others top 12%
Attacks drawn: 0; unranked
Attacks assisted: 0; unranked
Defends won: 8; #377,362 tied with 16,442 others top 58%
Defends lost: 64; #501,307 tied with 2,307 others top 25%
Defends stalemated: 0; unranked
Elo rating: 1,087; #107,533 tied with 346 others top 5.6%
Times ran away: 1; #160,826 tied with 77,519 others top 100%
Opponents ran away: 0; unranked
Unarmored fights won: 0; unranked
Best kill streak: 11; #298,906 tied with 13,077 others top 27%
Attack hits: 537; #282,717 tied with 274 others top 17%
Attack misses: 732; #244,146 tied with 199 others top 14%
Total attack damage: 91,961; #205,487 tied with 2 others top 13%
Best damage: 656; #215,485 tied with 287 others top 15%
One-hit kills: 10; #286,448 tied with 8,729 others top 55%
Critical hits: 55; #293,630 tied with 2,714 others top 23%
Rounds fired: 10,602; #98,194 tied with 5 others top 11%
Special ammo used: 500; #43,528 tied with 3,454 others top 66%
Hollow point ammo used: 500; #26,528 tied with 3,305 others top 62%
Tracer ammo used: 0; unranked
Piercing ammo used: 0; unranked
Incendiary ammo used: 0; unranked
Stealthed attacks: 4; #331,190 tied with 17,019 others top 40%
Retaliations: 0; unranked
Money mugged: $1,641,850; #149,999 top 18%
Largest mug: $80,220; #246,534 tied with 2 others top 30%
Items looted: 0; unranked
Highest level beaten: 19; #282,848 tied with 9,405 others top 26%
Respect earned for faction: 39; #230,701 tied with 757 others top 75%
Ranked war hits: 0; unranked
Raid hits: 0; unranked
Territory wall joins: 0; unranked
Territory wall clears: 0; unranked
Time on territory walls (days): 0; unranked
Ranked war wins: 0; unranked
Attacks won abroad: 0; unranked
Defends lost abroad: 0; unranked

Economy 19

Job points used: 84; #240,887 tied with 459 others top 35%
Trains received: 0; unranked
Items bought: 494; #87,760 tied with 49 others top 16%
Auctions won: 0; unranked
Auction sales: 0; unranked
Items sent: 3; #264,531 tied with 27,554 others top 73%
Trades: 0; unranked
City items bought: 192; #240,667 tied with 205 others top 21%
Points bought: 5; #236,136 tied with 2,247 others top 98%
Points sold: 0; unranked
Bazaar customers: 0; unranked
Bazaar sales: 0; unranked
Bazaar profit: $0; unranked
Item market customers: 0; unranked
Item market sales: 0; unranked
Item market revenue: $0; unranked
Item market fees paid: $0; unranked
Networth: $44,045,883; #201,602 top 8.6%
Items bought abroad: 0; unranked

Jail 5

Times jailed: 16; #312,578 tied with 9,040 others top 37%
People busted: 0; unranked
Failed busts: 0; unranked
People bailed: 0; unranked
Spent on bail: $0; unranked

Hospital 6

Times hospitalized: 205; #333,748 tied with 963 others top 16%
Medical items used: 13; #319,303 tied with 4,741 others top 65%
Blood withdrawn: 0; unranked
Revive skill: 1; #57,685 tied with 2,487,938 others top 100%
Revives given: 0; unranked
Revives received: 6; #205,063 tied with 20,956 others top 36%

Communication 7

Mails sent: 4; #308,065 tied with 25,804 others top 62%
Mails sent to friends: 0; unranked
Mails sent to faction: 0; unranked
Mails sent to colleagues: 0; unranked
Mails sent to spouse: 0; unranked
Classified ads placed: 0; unranked
Personals placed: 0; unranked

Crime 8

Criminal offenses: 2,775; #94,692 tied with 11 others top 20%
Vandalism offenses: 36; #105,791 tied with 795 others top 33%
Theft offenses: 2,264; #87,178 tied with 20 others top 19%
Counterfeiting offenses: 73; #120,774 tied with 470 others top 38%
Fraud offenses: 397; #57,078 tied with 35 others top 27%
Illicit services offenses: 5; #73,062 tied with 3,162 others top 68%
Cybercrime offenses: 0; unranked
Organised crimes: 0; unranked

Crime skills 11

Search for cash skill: 8; unranked
Bootlegging skill: 6; unranked
Graffiti skill: 1; unranked
Shoplifting skill: 7; unranked
Pickpocketing skill: 15; unranked
Card skimming skill: 57; unranked
Burglary skill: 57; unranked
Hustling skill: 1; unranked
Disposal skill: 1; unranked
Cracking skill: 1; unranked
Forgery skill: 1; unranked

Bounties 6

Bounties placed: 1; #210,224 tied with 53,705 others top 100%
Spent on bounties: $400; #243,247 tied with 331 others top 92%
Bounties collected: 2; #131,366 tied with 21,075 others top 80%
Bounty rewards earned: $2; #182,875 tied with 2,521 others top 97%
Bounties received: 0; unranked
Value of bounties received: $0; unranked

Items 13

City finds: 0; unranked
Dump finds: 15; #348,960 tied with 7,886 others top 42%
Items dumped: 5; #235,582 tied with 22,219 others top 49%
Books read: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 0; unranked
Consumables used: 1; #420,932 tied with 80,715 others top 100%
Candy used: 0; unranked
Alcohol used: 1; #271,831 tied with 60,701 others top 100%
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Easter eggs found: 0; unranked
Easter eggs used: 0; unranked
Viruses coded: 0; unranked

Travel 13

Times traveled: 0; unranked
Time spent traveling (days): 0; unranked
Trips to Argentina: 0; unranked
Trips to Mexico: 0; unranked
Trips to UAE: 0; unranked
Trips to Hawaii: 0; unranked
Trips to Japan: 0; unranked
Trips to United Kingdom: 0; unranked
Trips to South Africa: 0; unranked
Trips to Switzerland: 0; unranked
Trips to China: 0; unranked
Trips to Canada: 0; unranked
Trips to Cayman Islands: 0; unranked

Drugs 13

Drugs used: 2; #313,671 tied with 43,535 others top 76%
Overdoses: 0; unranked
Rehabs: 0; unranked
Spent on rehab: $0; unranked
Xanax taken: 0; unranked
Ecstasy taken: 0; unranked
Ketamine taken: 0; unranked
LSD taken: 1; #98,806 tied with 50,636 others top 100%
Opium taken: 0; unranked
PCP taken: 0; unranked
Shrooms taken: 0; unranked
Speed taken: 0; unranked
Vicodin taken: 0; unranked

Missions 3

Missions completed: 1; #8,292 tied with 207,679 others top 100%
Contracts completed: 48; #109,540 tied with 1,343 others top 33%
Mission credits earned: 760; #106,894 tied with 75 others top 10%

Racing 4

Racing skill: 1; unranked
Racing points earned: 0; unranked
Races entered: 0; unranked
Races won: 0; unranked

Skills 1

Hunting skill: 1; #153,825 tied with 2,391,798 others top 100%

Activity 8

Time played (days): 1.3; #221,049 tied with 1 other top 16%
Current activity streak: 69; #35,744 tied with 1,154 others top 38%
Best activity streak: 69; #100,292 tied with 1,791 others top 12%
Energy refills: 0; unranked
Nerve refills: 0; unranked
Token refills: 0; unranked
Merits bought: 0; unranked
Days as donator: 0; unranked

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