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NEW KARMA TRAIN · · 73 likes

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Weapon Giveaway for the noobs (closed for now) · · 11 likes

Giving away my pile of weapons! 

 

I've filled 23 parcels with guns, melee, armor, and grenades. Just write a comment below and I'll send you one!

 

Current stock : 0

 

 

05:18:13 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Guardener

05:17:56 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to camder

05:19:23 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Kerro

05:23:14 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to WrinklyOldMan

07:01:54 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Malviere

07:02:18 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Johny2fingers

11:18:22 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Shanks02

11:18:40 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Bataille

11:18:55 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Lana

11:19:47 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to STAN-140

11:20:45 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Tanteddy

11:21:00 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to TokPawang

12:53:51 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to PUBDADDY

09:13:19 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Awkbahamutcat

14:06:35 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to 304beerman

14:07:19 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Shakirion

14:08:23 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Devord

15:20:43 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Narwon

15:21:13 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to snowysummer

15:21:37 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Zenakku

14:46:44 - 01/02/25 You sent a Parcel to reebert5

14:48:06 - 01/02/25 You sent $100,000 to VanillaCookie1 with the message: sorry, out of stock:(

14:48:32 - 01/02/25 You sent $100,000 to SleepyBadger with the message: sorry, out of stock :(

14:48:58 - 01/02/25 You sent $100,000 to Pickledick with the message: sorry, out of stock :(

13:20:50 - 06/02/25 You sent a Parcel to red-it

15:02:51 - 06/02/25 You sent a Parcel to CrackerJackz

15:07:22 - 06/02/25 You sent a Parcel to ChallyBear with the message: noobjesus giveaway

 

Samaritan's Giveaway · · 4 likes

Is selling items from the dump a good money strat? · · 7 likes

You should read Baldr's guide. All the info needed is in that guide.

 

Don't search the dump. You should use all your energy at the gym and attacking leveling targets, which you can find in the guide.

Once you reach level 15, you can travel which can get you 6 million a day if you are active. Then you can use this money to start flipping items or trade. Selling losses is a good strategy at the first, I would recommend selling losses for 350k each at discord servers until you can afford a large suitcase.

 

Getting into a good faction is important because of the perks. (higher gym gains, additional 10 travel items, etc) 1 million or more respect is good. You can get decent gear like combat armor, armalite, dbk in good factions too. Once you get enough stats, you can earn a lot of money from ranked warring and OCs.

 

Use all your nerve in search for cash and get it to level 75-100. Once you did this you can move on to other crimes. I like shoplifting (pharmacy and Big Al's) and burglary. Card skimming is good to leave it there and collect after a couple of months. Later on, scamming and cracking are good for cash.

 

Put all the money you have besides what you need in the bank.

 

Do the sports science classes first for the gym gains.

 

Put your merits in education time reduction and bank interest increase.

 

Kaelisc's xanax giveaway. | Ended! · · 2 likes

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I think he means the merits

 

Yes, the bushmaster and the bt mp9 are both smgs so it will include them. If you are not sure about a weapon, you can look it up on the torn wiki

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Work for your money (not even work in this case. A single beer resell would get you 500$)

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Attacking npcs with the weapons mentioned above is also a good idea because you can get much more hits on npcs than most players around your stats. 

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Go to company recruitment thread

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