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noobjesus [3523897] Level 24 Abroad
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Giving away my pile of weapons!
I've filled 23 parcels with guns, melee, armor, and grenades. Just write a comment below and I'll send you one!
Current stock : 0
05:18:13 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Guardener
05:17:56 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to camder
05:19:23 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Kerro
05:23:14 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to WrinklyOldMan
07:01:54 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Malviere
07:02:18 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Johny2fingers
11:18:22 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Shanks02
11:18:40 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Bataille
11:18:55 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Lana
11:19:47 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to STAN-140
11:20:45 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Tanteddy
11:21:00 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to TokPawang
12:53:51 - 30/01/25 You sent a Parcel to PUBDADDY
09:13:19 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Awkbahamutcat
14:06:35 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to 304beerman
14:07:19 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Shakirion
14:08:23 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Devord
15:20:43 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Narwon
15:21:13 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to snowysummer
15:21:37 - 31/01/25 You sent a Parcel to Zenakku
14:46:44 - 01/02/25 You sent a Parcel to reebert5
14:48:06 - 01/02/25 You sent $100,000 to VanillaCookie1 with the message: sorry, out of stock:(
14:48:32 - 01/02/25 You sent $100,000 to SleepyBadger with the message: sorry, out of stock :(
14:48:58 - 01/02/25 You sent $100,000 to Pickledick with the message: sorry, out of stock :(
13:20:50 - 06/02/25 You sent a Parcel to red-it
15:02:51 - 06/02/25 You sent a Parcel to CrackerJackz
15:07:22 - 06/02/25 You sent a Parcel to ChallyBear with the message: noobjesus giveaway

You should read Baldr's guide. All the info needed is in that guide.
Don't search the dump. You should use all your energy at the gym and attacking leveling targets, which you can find in the guide.
Once you reach level 15, you can travel which can get you 6 million a day if you are active. Then you can use this money to start flipping items or trade. Selling losses is a good strategy at the first, I would recommend selling losses for 350k each at discord servers until you can afford a large suitcase.
Getting into a good faction is important because of the perks. (higher gym gains, additional 10 travel items, etc) 1 million or more respect is good. You can get decent gear like combat armor, armalite, dbk in good factions too. Once you get enough stats, you can earn a lot of money from ranked warring and OCs.
Use all your nerve in search for cash and get it to level 75-100. Once you did this you can move on to other crimes. I like shoplifting (pharmacy and Big Al's) and burglary. Card skimming is good to leave it there and collect after a couple of months. Later on, scamming and cracking are good for cash.
Put all the money you have besides what you need in the bank.
Do the sports science classes first for the gym gains.
Put your merits in education time reduction and bank interest increase.
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Lets get some fhc!!!
I think he means the merits
Yes, the bushmaster and the bt mp9 are both smgs so it will include them. If you are not sure about a weapon, you can look it up on the torn wiki
Work for your money (not even work in this case. A single beer resell would get you 500$)
Donating to me directly is much more effective than the church, trust me.
May RNGesus be on your side
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xanax!!!
I hope I get the prize!
Let's get a PI!
It's much better to risk the mug or just sell to a trader. The anonymous fee is too high
Attacking npcs with the weapons mentioned above is also a good idea because you can get much more hits on npcs than most players around your stats.
Go to company recruitment thread
:) Hope I get some FHCs!
Are you from korea?
Anyways I would love some big boxes of chocolates :)
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Good prices
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Would love a xanax!